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1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.


2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.


3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.


4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.


5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.


7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.


8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby. 

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Honda will destroy the cars affected by the floods

 As a result, the strongest in 50 years floods in Thailand was flooded car factory Honda. 1055 finished vehicles were under water. December 27 ordered the company to destroy the cars affected by the floods, thus demonstrating to customers that damaged cars will be refurbished and sold.